Sisu: Road To Revenge Review - A Bonkers, Blood-Soaked Sequel
Sisu: Road To Revenge - Violent but exhilarating sequel

Predictive text messaging appears to have developed a wicked sense of humour, as one journalist discovered when arranging to see Sisu: Road To Revenge - only to have 'Sisu' autocorrect to 'Sissy'. Never has there been a less appropriate substitution for a character than Aatami Korpi, the teak-tough Finnish gold prospector and former army commando portrayed by Jorma Tommila.

Return of the Finnish Fury

Fans will remember Korpi from the outrageously bloodthirsty 2022 film Sisu, where he single-handedly eliminated more Nazis than an entire Allied tank division. Now he's back with his merciless gaze fixed firmly on the Red Army, making Arnold Schwarzenegger's action hero credentials seem almost comical in comparison. This time, Korpi embarks on a personal mission of vengeance that establishes him as one of cinema's most formidable forces.

The story unfolds in 1946, with Soviet soldiers running amok in rural Finland, murdering and mutilating civilians without mercy. Among their victims are Aatami's own wife and two young sons, brutally slaughtered on the orders of the psychotically cruel Red Army officer Igor Draganov, played with menacing intensity by Stephen Lang.

A Clash of Titans

In Jalmari Helander's English-language film - though dialogue is notably sparse - Draganov begins the story imprisoned in a Siberian jail. Richard Brake appears as the KGB officer who orchestrates his release, but only on the condition that he hunts down and eliminates the Finnish prospector. Thus begins a deadly game of cat and mouse where the man Aatami most wants to kill is also the man best equipped to kill him.

Amidst the brewing confrontation, our grizzled hero demonstrates his determination in more ways than one - he has meticulously dismantled his wooden family home plank by plank, searching for a new location to rebuild it. What follows could be described as one part Channel 4's Grand Designs meets three parts Mad Max: Fury Road, though the film most closely resembles an insanely violent Clint Eastwood revenge Western transplanted roughly 5,000 miles eastward.

Like the iconic Western anti-heroes, Aatami speaks sparingly - in fact, he doesn't speak at all, merely roaring with anger occasionally. Lang's Draganov bears more than a passing resemblance to Lee Van Cleef's classic Western villains, while the musical score evokes memories of Ennio Morricone's finest work, albeit composed on what might have been a slightly off day.

The Meaning of Sisu

The Finnish word 'sisu' translates to a 'white-knuckled form of courage' that emerges when all hope appears lost. Aatami embodies this concept completely, repeatedly defeating overwhelming odds in increasingly cartoonish fashion as each squad of Soviet assassins sent to eliminate him meets their own gruesome end.

Remarkably, not only does Aatami himself survive against impossible odds, but so does his sole companion - a Bedlington Terrier given ample reason to wish for the safety of its namesake Northumberland town. The film follows a chapter structure reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's style, with one section unambiguously titled 'Motor Mayhem'.

Despite the pervasive violence and gore, Road To Revenge maintains an exhilarating, laugh-out-loud bonkers quality throughout, featuring spectacular stunts involving planes, trains, automobiles and tanks. This is certainly not viewing for the squeamish, nor should it be taken seriously - except perhaps at the Ukrainian box office, where it's likely to find particularly enthusiastic reception.

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