Brits' Witty Replies to 'How Are You?' Revealed
Guardian readers share a delightful range of humorous and poignant responses to the common greeting 'How are you?', from Yorkshire quips to wartime wisdom. Discover the UK's linguistic charm.
Guardian readers share a delightful range of humorous and poignant responses to the common greeting 'How are you?', from Yorkshire quips to wartime wisdom. Discover the UK's linguistic charm.
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Former President Donald Trump has sparked controversy after sharing a crude video mocking House Speaker Mike Johnson with scatological humour, raising questions about political decorum.
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