Trump Appoints Immigration Judge Who Denigrated Women as 'Warm Wet Holes'
Judge Appointed Despite Misogynistic Remarks

Melissa Isaak, a 49-year-old Alabama lawyer, has spent much of her legal career fighting exclusively for men while making incendiary remarks about women. She has described women as 'master manipulators' who 'get attention for being victims,' and has accused them of having children solely for child-care payments while sitting home 'coked up on Xanax.' In several instances, she has referred to women as merely 'warm wet holes.'

Controversial Appointment

Former Alabama judge witnessed Isaak 'tear apart women, including domestic abuse survivors, like a rabid dog,' stating, 'Never have I seen anyone go after women more viciously in court.' Despite this, the Trump administration appointed Isaak as an immigration judge, a role that frequently involves deciding the fates of single mothers and abuse victims. Legal experts question her fitness to serve impartially.

Dana Leigh Marks, a Reagan appointee with 35 years of immigration judging experience, expressed concern: 'All sorts of vulnerable women will have cases coming before her. Whether they're allowed to stay in this country hinges on her impartiality, which is in question.' Marks called the appointment 'egregiously tone deaf' and indicative of an agenda to expedite removals.

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Background and Remarks

Isaak declined to comment, as did the Justice Department's Executive Office for Immigration Review, where she now works for up to $207,500 per year. Appointed in early April, she and several others lack apparent immigration law experience. Isaak made a name for herself defending January 6 rioters and representing Roy Moore during sexual misconduct allegations. She has portrayed clients as victims of irrational, gold-digging women.

In speaking engagements, Isaak criticized her single mother as 'toxic' and 'always bitching about child support.' She warned men against being 'blinded by sex' and claimed women have babies for 'free money' from child support. She also referred to a female Army colleague as a 'dumpster whore' and urged men to secretly record their wives for legal protection.

Concerns Over Impartiality

Isaak has asserted that more men than women are domestic violence victims, contradicting FBI data. She has repeatedly used the term 'warm wet hole' to describe women, stating, 'If the only thing you have to offer a man is sex, that's what you are.' When criticized, she quipped about seeking 'gynecological intervention' if a woman isn't sufficiently 'warm and wet.'

Her appointment follows the ousting of immigration judges deemed insufficiently enforcement-oriented. New judges receive less than half the training previously required, and experience in immigration law is no longer mandatory. Marks noted that immigration judges can be fired for decisions the Justice Department disapproves of, and stacking the bench with political appointees may lead to appeals based on bias.

Jeremiah Johnson, a former immigration judge, emphasized that judges hear many cases involving domestic violence and gender-based harm. 'The perception of impartiality is crucial to the rule of law,' he said, advocating for a strong, independent bench.

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