Expert's Guide to Saucy Valentine's Gifts: From Mild to Wild
Valentine's Day is approaching, and if you're seeking saucy gift ideas for your partner, look no further. As an award-winning expert with over two decades in the sexual wellbeing and pleasure sector, I've tested thousands of products, from vibrators to BDSM gear. My home even has a loft room dedicated to storing X-rated testers and prototypes. Trust me when I say I know sauciness inside out. Here are my top Valentine's gift suggestions, all tried and tested, ranging from mild to wild. Let's dive into a world of turmeric latte massage bars, crotchless teddies, and more.
The Best Sex Toys and Gifts for Valentine's Day
Sex Toys
Lelo Sona 3 Cruise sonic clitoral massager: Priced at £134.99 to £139, this waterproof, rechargeable toy uses sonic waves instead of vibrations for clitoral stimulation. It features SmoothRise technology for fluid intensity changes and app control with patterns like "Finish Me Off" for intense climaxes.
Vacation Vibes the Aspen G-spot vibrator: At £70, this female-founded brand offers toys inspired by holiday destinations. The Aspen has a flexible design for comfortable G-spot stimulation, avoiding the rigidity of similar probes.
Je Joue ILY Pebble vibrator: Costing £31.99 to £45.28, this soft, squishy toy is ideal for beginners. It offers rumbly vibrations and versatile use, though it may cause hand numbness with prolonged holding.
Lovense Lover Set: For £199, this set includes a masturbation sleeve, feather tickler, blindfold, wrist cuffs, and tech toys like the Lush 4 and Gush 2. These app-controlled devices are perfect for long-distance couples, with features like stamina training and music reactivity.
Ann Summers heart glitter dildo: At £25, this realistic dildo with heart-shaped glitter and a suction cup base caters to those who prefer anatomical toys over abstract designs.
Chakrubs rose quartz dildo: Priced from £118 to £130, these crystal toys are non-porous and safe for use, despite initial concerns about hygiene and marketing claims.
Scents, Lubes and Lustful Liquids
Twinkle Tongue saliva enhancer gel: Around £26.20, this gel boosts saliva flow with citrus extracts, ideal for intimate moments.
Borntostandout Cuvée Skin eau de toilette: At £163.40 for 100ml, this gender-neutral perfume smells like champagne on skin, part of a saucy collection including scents inspired by body heat and post-love lingering.
Lush Sex Bomb and Turmeric Latte massage bars: £10 each, these Fair Trade bars offer mess-free massage with scents like jasmine and spice.
Eris Parfums Delta of Venus eau de parfum: £145 for 50ml, a tropical guava scent inspired by erotic literature, evoking exotic, grown-up vibes.
Slyde Body Intimacy Elixir and luxury oil set: £49.95 for 30ml each, this natural lube and massage oil set is perfect for focused, sensual touch without stickiness.
Jewellery That Speaks Your Love Language
Crave Vesper 2 rose gold vibrator necklace: £185, a discreet necklace that doubles as a vibrator with three intensity options, USB rechargeable and waterproof.
Studiocult heart-shaped carabiner clip earring: £27, a nod to LGBTQ+ history with a girly twist, lightweight and comfortable.
Lily & Roo Special Date Necklace: From £79, a customizable pendant to commemorate special dates, from weddings to fetish club visits.
Build Your Own Bunch of 'Roses'
Bondara Kiss From A Rose ball gag: £26.99, a comfortable silicone gag for BDSM play, with safety tips for beginners.
Satisfyer 2 Pro Modern Blossom clitoral stimulator: £33.95 to £17.99, a floral-shaped toy with air-pulse technology and a 15-year guarantee.
Marvis Kissing Rose toothpaste and Curaprox Love Edition toothbrushes: £8.95 and £11.50 respectively, for fresh breath with a romantic touch.
The Natural Love Company Litsea glass flower butt plug: £35, a beginner-friendly plug with temperature play options.
Bloom & Wild the Cathy Bouquet: £39, a waste-reducing bouquet with antique pink roses, inspired by Wuthering Heights.
Piper-Heidsieck rosé sauvage champagne, Four Roses bourbon with rose-shaped ice moulds, and Cygnet Infinity alcohol-free spirit: From £31.99 to £55.25, for celebratory drinks with romantic twists.
Lingerie and Hosiery
Thistle and Spire Chanterelle bodysuit: £120, with unique embroidery and inclusive sizing.
Clipher clip-off thongs: £10, designed for easy removal during striptease.
Bluebella Gia Heart lingerie range: From £18, bold heart-shaped designs for Valentine's Day.
Ann Summers Queen Of Hearts crotchless teddy: £30, practical for body confidence and comfort.
Betty Statement tights: £24, with a 30-day anti-run guarantee and made from recycled yarn.
Miscellaneous Marvellousness
Personalised heart-shaped vintage-style cake: From £30.99, an egg-free cake with customizable messages.
Sponsor a gay sheep: From £31.20, a witty gift supporting queer rights through Rainbow Wool.
National Art Pass: From £39.75, for access to art galleries, perfect for couples interested in nude art and culture.
For more insights, explore additional guides on vibrators and spicing up your love life. Alix Fox, the expert behind this guide, is writing her first book, Gripped, delving into curious realms of sex and love.
